HA HA HA!!! WOW WOW WOW!! JOKES

HA HA HA!!! WOW WOW WOW JOKES

 

Q. Can you jump higher than a 10-story building?

A. Of course you can, buildings can't jump.

Q. What do you call a man with eight legs?
A. Spiderman.

Q. What has a lot of keys but cannot open any doors?
A. A piano.

Q. Why did the turtle cross the road?
A. To get to the Shell Station.

Q. I have four fingers and a thumb but flesh and bones I have none. Can you guess?
A. A glove.

Q. Why do teachers wear sunglasses?
A. Because students are very bright.

Q. Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
A. He thought it was a high school.

Q. Why do giraffes have long necks?
A. Because their feet smell.

Q. What has four wheels and flies?
A. A garbage truck.

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Across 2. Ribsy/ Ramona the pest. 3. the red pyramid book author is rick riordan but it has a cronicle. 8. Miss ali and government always say use not to do. 9. It say no complain no demand. 10. What we call book that give use information that is not true. 11. Which book always end?

Down 1. author if the book that miss read for use 4. What we call book that give use true information. 5. In these book there is a character she dose sniff sniff. 6. Who care Winn Dixie 7. He smile showing his teeth and moving his tale.

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