|
HA HA HA!!! WOW WOW WOW JOKES
|
A. Of course you can, buildings can't jump.
Q. What do you call a man with eight legs?
A. Spiderman.
A. Spiderman.
Q. What has a lot of keys but cannot open any doors?
A. A piano.
A. A piano.
Q. Why did the turtle cross the road?
A. To get to the Shell Station.
A. To get to the Shell Station.
Q. I have four fingers and a thumb but flesh and bones I have
none. Can you guess?
A. A glove.
A. A glove.
Q. Why do teachers wear sunglasses?
A. Because students are very bright.
A. Because students are very bright.
Q. Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
A. He thought it was a high school.
A. He thought it was a high school.
Q. Why do giraffes have long necks?
A. Because their feet smell.
A. Because their feet smell.
Q. What has four wheels and flies?
A. A garbage truck.
A. A garbage truck.
No comments:
Post a Comment